Tactical Llama - I Identify As a Fucking Problem - 3.75" Sticker

Meet the sticker that announces itself before you do — a 3.75" warning label in the shape of a tactical llama. This wool-covered menace is geared for chaos: combat helmet secured, kit dialed in, eyes locked on bad decisions. Calm? Never. Problematic? Intentionally.

Wrapped around this four-legged liability is the phrase “I IDENTIFY AS A FUCKING PROBLEM”, because self-awareness is a weapon. Printed on durable, high-quality vinyl with a bold matte finish, this sticker slaps onto whatever surface needs a warning label, letting everyone nearby know you’re not here to blend in — you’re here to escalate.

• Sticker measures roughly 3.75 inches 
• High quality 6 mil thick vinyl
• UV, Weather and Scratch Resistant Lamination
• Made in America Quality
• A TACTICAL GEAR JUNKIE BRAND PRODUCT