Human Pretzel Factory - Removable Patch

🥨 Human Pretzel Factory Patch

Arms go here. Legs go there. Nobody is totally sure how this happened. The Human Pretzel Factory Patch is made for grapplers, jiu-jitsu players, wrestlers, and combat sports fans who specialize in turning people into confusing shapes.

Perfect for fight bags, gis, rash guards, hats, jackets, gym gear, and anyone who treats flexibility like a warning sign.

PATCH ATTACH FACTS

Pull Patch: Because Your Gear Deserves Personality

Your hat, bag, or tactical gear is cool—but let’s be honest, it could be cooler. That’s where Pull Patch comes in. Our patches are like memes for your gear, letting you swap out your mood, flex your humor, or just remind people who's boss.

✅ 100% VELCRO® Compatible – Sticks to any loop surface, so swap it out as often as your mood changes.
✅ Fast & Easy Style Change – No sewing, no hassle, just slap it on & go.
✅ The Perfect Fit – 3” x 2” patches that make a statement without taking over the show.

Express yourself in an instant. Your gear, your rules.

PATCH SPECS

Small But Mighty – Just Like Your Comebacks

✔ 3” x 2” Size – Big enough to be noticed, small enough to stay sleek.
✔ Built to Last – Made from 100% polyester, because you don’t have time for flimsy gear.
✔ Hook Backing That Sticks Like a Champ – Fully compatible with any VELCRO® loop surface.
✔ Clean-Cut Look – Finished with a sleek black merrowed edge—because details matter.

You bring the attitude, we bring the patches.

PATCH CARE

Keep Your Patch Game Strong

🧼 Storage Hack – Store patches face-to-face so the hook backing doesn’t snag on stuff.
🧼 Wash Like a Pro – Cold cycle only—think of it as a refresh, not a punishment.
🧼 Air Dry, Don’t Fry – No dryers. Let them chill naturally.
🧼 No Softeners, No Irons – Unless you want a melted disaster, let’s skip the ironing.

Take care of your patches, and they’ll take care of your rep.