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At Luckless Outfitters, we turned one of the most legendary phrases in garage history into a funny graphic t-shirt that feels painfully accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"443\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eThis black graphic tee features a small front chest design with a glowing flashlight and the classic \u003cstrong data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"556\"\u003eLuckless\u003c\/strong\u003e logo. The back design brings the full story to life with vintage-inspired artwork in \u003cstrong data-start=\"642\" data-end=\"687\"\u003ebrown, tan, orange, cream, and faded blue\u003c\/strong\u003e tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"1082\"\u003eThe back text says \u003cstrong data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"754\"\u003e“Hold The Flashlight Still Dumbass”\u003c\/strong\u003e above an old lifted pickup truck with the hood open. Next to the truck stands a frustrated dad working under the hood while a kid tries his best to hold the flashlight steady and absolutely fails at it. If you grew up hearing your father threaten to “do it himself” every thirty seconds, this shirt is basically family therapy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1084\" data-end=\"1291\"\u003eThe black t-shirt makes the artwork and lettering stand out with that classic rugged garage look. 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