{"product_id":"bad-decisions-2oz-beard-balm-whiskey-bourbon","title":"Bad Decisions 2oz Beard Balm Whiskey Bourbon","description":"\u003ch1 data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eBad Decisions Beard Balm: The \"Morning After\" Fix\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eSome of the best stories start with a bad decision. Whether you were burning the midnight oil on a double shift or operating far off the leash, your beard shouldn’t look like the wreck you walked out of. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"204\"\u003eBad Decisions Beard Balm\u003c\/b\u003e is your tactical reset button—designed for the man who lives at full throttle and needs his grooming to keep up with the chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent: A Pour of Liquid Gold\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eThis isn't just a \"whiskey scent.\" We’ve infused this balm with \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"64\"\u003eauthentic Buffalo Trace Bourbon\u003c\/b\u003e to create an unapologetic profile of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"133\"\u003esmooth whiskey, charred oak barrels, and rich vanilla.\u003c\/b\u003e It’s warm, masculine, and sophisticated—the kind of scent that reminds you of a lifetime of good times and large quantities of high-quality alcohol.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Hold: Strong, Yet Flexible\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eTired of flyaways ruining your silhouette? This medium-to-high hold balm provides the structural integrity your beard needs without the stiffness or flaking of cheaper waxes. It tames the wildest manes while keeping the hair touchably soft.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy It’s In a League of Its Own:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTactical Shield:\u003c\/b\u003e Tamanu and Argan oils act as a barrier against wind, dust, and gear-induced irritation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDeep Conditioning:\u003c\/b\u003e A heavy-hitting blend of \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"44\"\u003e15 premium oils and butters\u003c\/b\u003e (including Raspberry Seed and Kukui Nut) repairs \"duty-worn\" skin and hair.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVeteran-Made:\u003c\/b\u003e Handcrafted in small batches in \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"46\"\u003eIdaho, USA\u003c\/b\u003e by guys who have spent decades in uniform and know exactly what a real beard needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eZero Filler:\u003c\/b\u003e No synthetic chemicals or harsh fillers. Just honest ingredients that actually work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"12\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Elite Ingredient Deck:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003eWe use unique, exotic oils you won’t find in standard drug-store balms:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eButters:\u003c\/b\u003e Mango, Avocado, Shea, Cocoa, and Kokum.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eOils:\u003c\/b\u003e Moringa Seed, Kukui Nut, Golden Jojoba, Grapeseed, Raspberry Seed, Tamanu, Argan, and Primrose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Kick:\u003c\/b\u003e Fragrance oil blended with a hint of real \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"14,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"52\"\u003eAmerican Bourbon.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"16\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e📋 The Deployment Drill:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col start=\"1\" data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScoop:\u003c\/b\u003e Use your thumbnail to scrape out a small amount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMelt:\u003c\/b\u003e Rub between your palms until the beeswax and butters liquefy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"17,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eApply:\u003c\/b\u003e Work through a damp or dry beard, ensuring you reach the skin to eliminate \"beardruff\" and itch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"18\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003eWe are confident in our gear. If \"Bad Decisions\" isn't the right call for you, we’ll send you a different scent or refund your money—no questions asked. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"19\" data-index-in-node=\"153\"\u003eBuy with confidence. Own your decisions.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"22\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 2 oz Tin\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong \/ Bold Whiskey\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSkin Type:\u003c\/b\u003e All\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"22,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.75\" x 2.75\" x 1.5\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"23\"\u003e\u003ci data-path-to-node=\"23\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eNote: For external use only. 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